"Can you hand me a shmata? She's beginning to cheese."
PAUSE
"I never used 'cheese' as a verb before having a baby."
At the changing table, observing a full diaper:
"That's a spicy meatball!"
Is it any wonder I love her? She's a great mom with a disgusting sense of humor.
1 comment:
BRING ME THAT BABY FOR TO PLAY WITH!
ON FRIDAY!
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