Thursday, March 15, 2007

Choice Quotes from Mom R

Zora overeats, deposits excess onto shirtfront-- R:

"Can you hand me a shmata? She's beginning to cheese."

PAUSE

"I never used 'cheese' as a verb before having a baby."

At the changing table, observing a full diaper:

"That's a spicy meatball!"

Is it any wonder I love her? She's a great mom with a disgusting sense of humor.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Two Months!

It's cold. Slush runs out of the tap and coffee gets a milk-skin before you take a sip. My mother told me her eyes nearly froze shut while outside (in Vermont, but play along) today.

Not the best time for a bath, you say. Better to wait a while until this cold snap breaks, you say. This is probably right. But here's the thing: I've been telling myself and anyone who will listen (Zora) every morning at her 8:00 a.m. changing of the guard that today is bath day FOR SEVEN DAYS. Every morning she smiles, burps and a recent meal rolls down her cheek, and every morning, as I try and clean her face, I say, "We're going to take a bath today," in some embarrassingly high sing-song voice I've found these last eight weeks. Today HAD to be the day-- even I can't procrastinate that long on hygiene.

Eight weeks! Two months officially today! We're very, very happy.

After a bath, styling:

After styling, more styling:

Happy two months!

Monday, March 5, 2007

Haiiiii-yah!

Happy Purim!